Imaginary Skills

Many guards and supervisors are Walter Mitty types. They are legends to themselves, perhaps to address their uneventful career "choice" and the lack of respect our profession garners.

I have had guards tell me they were SOCOM veterans and experts in martial arts and shooting, some being famous in their firm for these alleged skills. When questioned they revealed little knowledge of either discipline.
When asked if they'd like to spar they explain they they were injured in a match a few years ago and are unable to move properly and so must regretfully decline.
When we went to the pistol range they  were only able to occasionally hit the bulls eye...stating that they didn't have their correct gun...as it was 'in the shop.'

The fantasy life of these folks is their business but one finds it boring and annoying...as they often spend hours on duty regaling us with their martial expertise.

Get a life dude and please STFU.