"Special" Investigator

My friend, whom I have mentioned before, told me he too has a new supervisor, a special investigator for his company.. This lady gave him her personal cell phone number in case of "serious incidents."

A serious incident occurred (a shooting) and he called her; getting her voice mail.

Her message said:

"You've reached Mistress Lash, I'm working with the slaves now, leave a message for the House of Discipline."

He double checked the number. It was correct. He didn't leave a message.