More Guard Stories

An armed guard is patrolling a housing complex. He is approached by 2 toughs who say: Give us your gun or we will kick your butt. He does so. They walk away with his gun. He is 6' tall and 200 lbs.

3 guys surround another guard at a different site. They pull a Swiss Army Knife (I assume the knife blade and not the deadly can opener!) and say to give them his gun. He gives them his whole gun belt with his cell phone, baton, pepper spray and handcuffs. They walk off with his livelihood.

A guard failed to re-qualify and his permit for his gun is revoked. He carries a realistic looking BB gun.

Another guard carries a red gun. Not the ASP trainer gun but a revolver so rusted it is red in color.

Another guard is on her way to work, stops in her bank to cash her check and interrupts a robbery. She shoots the robber and get promoted.

A guard rides the bus to work in uniform each day. She gets on her bus, sees a man stabbing a woman in the rear of the bus and shoots him dead, administers first aid to the woman and calls the ambulance and police.

A guard carries a .45 ACP 1911A1 and drops it. The front sight and safety shear off. He leaves it with a gunsmith for repair and carries a .22 automatic for a week until it is repaired. He later saves up for a second 1911A1 in case such a thing ever happens again.

An unarmed guard carries a .38 snubby revolver in his pocket. He works an unarmed guard job. He is fired when he is caught cleaning it in the conference room.

A housing complex guard gets shot at by gansters. He returns fire and hit one of the armed youths. He is fired. He's told he was not authorized to shoot his gun, only carry it.

An unarmed guard patrols a parking lot for a sports complex. He is 5'5", 140 lbs. He gets attacked by 4 drunks. He knocks 1 unconscious, dislocates one guy's arm and another guy's nose. The last guy runs away screaming. Oh yeah, the guard is a 4th degree black belt in some martial art.

Guards are like a box of chocolates...you never know what you're going to get. Right? Forrest?