Miscellaneous whines

Thank God I do not have to enforce parking regulations!
Yeah, I know, you'll 'just be a minute.'
No, I can't watch your car for you....or your kids or your tools.
Parking place lines? Lines? We don't need no stinking lines!
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Parking lot stereo wars: Mexican polka derived music vs. Rap.
Never classical music for some reason....
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The racial demographics at the mall (racist of me to notice, I know, so sorry snowflake) is now about 80% Hispanic, 17% African-American and the remainder white and Asian.
[BTW: snowflake is NOT a racist term...it refers to you unique individuality, not 'whiteness'...you racist. LOL]
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A lady told me that it is right, necessary and appropriate for all Americans to learn to speak Spanish. I said "Yep, that day is soon upon us.") (BTW, Thanks for the assimilation!)