Alternate Blog Names

This blog might be better called:
The Disgruntled Guard, The Thinking Guard, The Whining Guard, The Cynical Guard, The Arrogant Guard, The Invisible Guard, The Insouciant Guard, The Self Indulgent Guard, The Judgemental Guard, The Compassionate Guard, The Unflappable Guard, The Bon Mot Guard, The Sensitive Guard, The Snarky Guard, The Pleasant Guard, The Condescending Guard, The Good Guard, The Sentimental Guard, The Dumb Guard, The Bon Homie Guard, The Bon Homey Guard.