Aren't you Bored?

Funny you should ask! Why, yes, I am. Being a lobby guard matches my interpretation of Purgatory...waiting to see God... it feels like Waiting for Godot...today I think the whole point of Purgatory is self training--developing control of one's mind and emotions. I have a ways to go.

The Muzak is an 8 hour loop of R&B, the same loop each day for the past year. Hmmmm, its Aretha "Respect", must be 2:17pm

The employees, like morays, dart out to try to make sales to each customer...their fangs glistening, Sometimes 4 sales reps ask the same customer within 1 minute of entry.
"Hello! Can  I help you?"

Guard can't read, listen to music, use a computer or sit down. [ed. you could be in Afghanistan] (Don't temp me, pay is much better.) Pauvre de moi!  :)

Lobby: 40 paces by 40 paces

Percentage of customers with bluetooth in left ear vs. right ear: 15%
Customers per day: approximately 200-400
Count ceiling tiles? Not yet...

I got it!
I'll write a blog at home about my thoughts on security, guarding, customer service, without really caring if anyone reads it

If you are reading this, you have my deepest sympathy, both of you.