I'm Looking for a Better Job

If reading this blog hasn't put you off too much, (either of you), I am looking for better security employment. I can be reached at  thesmilingguard  at   gmail. com. I have all necessary California permits except CCW. I have a valid  passport, experience in almost all security milieu, know which fork to use, am house broken (no drugs, alcohol or record), had my rabies shots, and not too old, yet. I don't want a date, to have your babies, to kill your ex, be your personal servant or stand in a lobby all day.  Stories from your site will be couched in unidentifiable context

Like the story about the little bird who fell from its nest, was pooped on by a cow and cried out, I'm in no hurry to jump from frying pan to fire; a better salary is de rigueur.