Lobby Thoughts #2

Yep, I am only this way because my predecessor trained me to act this way; I was a tabla raza until he molded me! Now I just need to follow your advice to become perfected. Like learning the obscure hobby of my predecessor. Thank you for your guidance!

Legends in Our Own Mind: Ask us how you can join.

Mental Health Demonstration Area: 3 second time limit.

Medication Effectiveness Check: BOGO!

Oops, Sorry! I was taught to be polite. My mistake!

Never Say “Thank You” or "Sorry". It makes you look weak.

Rudeness is not a skill.

If a guard somewhere once did something stupid, you will be assumed to have done or about to do something equally stupid.

Your bosses do not feel the need to tell you the truth.

We love the condescension of the faux ivy leaguers

Perverts: Check-in here

Assumptions Collection & Recycling Point: Throw them or Drop them off here!

Of course you can interrupt!, I couldn’t be doing anything more important., I have been waiting my whole life, for this moment, to serve you.

Frankly my dear, I don’t give a damn what you think.

Personal Hygiene Check: Move along rapidly please

Reading Comprehension Tested Daily

Glare Zone: Sunglasses are appreciated.

We respect and fear you! Now, don’t you feel better?

You think I’m professional?; you should see my boss!

We abase ourselves. At your service, your Highness!

Just Cuz We R Nice, Don’t Mean We Love You.

Please tell us how things are supposed to be.

Please hold grudges; we do it all the time.

Tolerance!: we will not tolerate anything else!

Yes, I see that you Are Woman!, but please do not roar here.

We are not allowed to bite…until sicced (sic) on you by management!

No, We are Not looking at your ta ta’s today.

Your condescension is appreciated!

Reaction Time Test: Athlete____; Average___; Petrified Squirrel____

Thanks for reminding us of our place!