Lobby Thoughts #8

Is the guard paying attention? Check. OK he is.

We KNOW you can envision perfection. But remember that your critiques will not bring it about. (BTW, your vision of perfection might not be mine or anyone else’s. and perfection is an illusion/delusion anyway. Sorry.)

We are not here to enforce your world view.

Which door is the automatic door? The one with the 2 large yellow signs saying “Automatic Door”

Sure you can interrupt me to ask a stupid question…because I MUST SERVE you now!

“when seconds count, the police are only minutes away.” by unknown

Civilization begins with being civil.

My job is not based on re-enforcing your delusions. (except the one that says that someone else can secure and protect you).

Guard on parade: awaiting your critique, mate.

Got a question? Ask our staff, if we don’t know we can guess or make something up.

Staff member dealing w/ loud 5150 ‘job seeker’, to get rid of this obnoxious fellow, directs him to 2nd floor rather than out of the building. Just cause he doesn’t want to deal.

Watch me, watch you.

Visiting Police Officers: remember guards are crap compared to you; so no communication is necessary; just silently walk on by.

"fascinatingly stupid."

Please go the frak away.

Yep, just another wanna be cop! Move along, please.

Welcome Young and Stupid “Men”.

Cool! “Khymer Rouge wear”. Where is your machete and AK?

Sorry Ma’am; your interpretation of how things should be counts for nothing; but it is quaint. Please do not cry; rail against the dying of the light!

You are sooooo nice; there is no way I might suspect you are in fact a sociopathic criminal.

Do please ignore me as beneath your notice. It saves me having to deal with your arrogant pettiness and stupidity.

Threaten your kid with: “I’ll get the security guard to arrest you if you don’t do what I say!” Appreciated.

Sorry, we are not here to guard the stuff you left in the street.

“The figures are incongruent with anecdotal evidence.” by unknown

“you don’t get vexatious complaints for the sake of complaints”.by unknown

Same to you buddy!

Ay Matey; you have volunteered for work here and we better appreciate it or else!

Is everyone mentally ill?

Your disgusted expression says: God, I hate dealing with scum like you; your lips say something else…we do notice and are so professional we do not say or do anything. We just smile and say G'd Day, Sir!

Speaking to my back slows how quickly I can serve you.

I have no change for the parking meter..

I have no idea when the parking lot 2 blocks over closes, where the xyz company is, how often the meter maid drives by or if you will get a ticket for parking illegally on the street.

Just guards; not Immigration, besides this is California.

“Troublemaker is wearing a khaki shirt” Well, thanks but that is a black cotton hoodie sweatshirt, khaki is a tan color. “oh”

You are a taxpayer; therefore you can tell me what to do and how to do it. Based on your perception of events. Thank you!

“Anyway, no drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, greed and love of power. “ P. J. O'Rourke