Lobby Thoughts #3

Problem Solving Skills Revealed: Everyday & at all times!

Maturity Check Point: Pass/Fail grading

Civility Lessons: free to try

Your parenting skills demonstrated. Your kids’ years of  therapy are ensured. Good Job!

Hand-Eye Coordination: Tested at the door.

Ahimsa! or I’ll kick your ass.!

Conscious and Unconscious Prejudice Review: please communicate by facial expressions

Frustration Testing: Wait here a second. Please.

Common courtesy? What are you talking about?

Inaccurate Information Desk: Questions answered at your own risk.

OMG, I do NOT talk to guards!

Mental Acuity Check: Please proceed without stopping.

Check Out Our Staff! Please!

Insult Room: Ask about our specials.

Obvious Answers Given Here

Right! Like you do not radiate; “I can’t be trusted”; I’m totally fooled!

Complain, it will make you feel better; or not. We just appear to care.

Resentment Check here. Best frowns only please.

Entitlement Center: You deserve it!

We really can’t help you; or anybody, really.

OMG; The guard speaks! Will wonders never cease?

Keeping a Straight Face: Master Lessons Here.

Yep, still working!

Today’s intelligence test:
Sally and Sam are the same age. Sam is 25. How old is Sally?
(My Guard partner, in all seriousness says: 18!)

Personal Media User Isolation Test: Blink twice for access

Be Rude! Everyone else is! Don’t be different.

Union-land: “That’s not my job! Don’t Ask!”

Please judge how good a job we are doing based upon your extensive security experience. Impress us with your perspicacity.

Projection Test: Let us know the real story about us.

You’re Special: The Rules only apply to other people.